i posted a photo of my newly pedicured feet and it got more likes than my selfie this is really offending me
i like it when ppl say my name after a statement example good night jai it’s like there’s sincerity and they want to be part of my life forever lol
temporarily falling in love with the boy who sat in front of you on public transport
worldaccordingtofangirls: i am so jealous of europeans three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine except three hours away
why are these people in my fave section of my chat ugh god is really testing me
azizimsorry: some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
wankmeatsix: nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness
the world: who's your favourite character
me: that one
the world: but they're the villain
the world: are you going to argue that they're misunderstood?
me: nope, they're actually quite evil
me: and psychopathic
me: and murderous
me: they remind me of myself
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My relationship with my siblings
laugh-addict: (lol here!)
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
omgamole: you don’t know frustration until you’ve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
ald52: humans are confusing and i don’t like it
justshipseddie: The best thing ever is finding someone who wants to fangirl with you over fictional characters…
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
plot twist: a teenage character played by an actual teenage actor
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
moriartty: i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up